Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham...– From Richard Lederer - Crazy English (via aimmyarrowshigh) (via cavalrys)
specialisedsocialanthropologist: shorm: So today I had someone look at me knitting on the bus and ask ‘could you BE any more gay?’ I just calmly said ‘I could have a dick in my mouth’.
If you are a Doctor Who fan, just reblog. It will...
shavingryansprivates: my point is not that nobody should be able to buy a gun my point is that gun culture in america should not be glamorized you should not be able to buy a fully automatic rifle without an extremely extensive background check and thorough mental examination because there is no possible reason that you would need it that doesn’t involve invasion of the united states by a...
twinkdirection: Remember when Zac Efron ignored gay rumors because he said he was secure in his sexuality and they didn’t offend him or affect his life because gay isn’t an insult
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open